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Mop Demotivational Poster

THE HEMI - Obliterating the competition since 1964.

365 FOOLS -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...

HOMOPHOBIA - Hatred is not a family value ...

TAGS: homophobia hatred not family value
Rating: 3.76/5

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Amren - July 23, 2011, 6:15 am
Leider, nein. Das ist falsch. The First Amendment protects you from the Government. Insult my wife to my face and see if there aren't reprecussions. Can't hide behind the First Amendment.
forseti - July 22, 2011, 2:16 am
You're probably both right. Freedom of speech is also a fundamental right in our constitution (Germany). It's protection from Gov but there's a so called "indirect third-party effect" between citizens. Same in the USA I guess...
forseti - July 22, 2011, 2:06 am
Verdeckt: 5L...
crankyhead - July 21, 2011, 1:15 pm
Gentlemen, you're both entitled to your opinions. That being said, there's no reason to get snippy with each other over it. If you want to argue constitutional law with each other, do it through the PMs please.
Amren - July 21, 2011, 1:00 pm
No, it doesn't. Don't know why you're having the problem understanding it. Maybe you should attend my Constitution Class before you make another mistake re: the Constitution. Read it. It's in English.
Budog - July 21, 2011, 12:51 pm
No, the 1st Amendment also gives you the freedom to speak freely and to disagree with someone and express that. So the 1st Amendment does protect our personal opinions and speech. It's easy I have no clue why this is confusing to you...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:30 pm
You obviously misunderstand the First Amendment. The First Amendment only protects you from the Government. Not from people that disagree with you. Just ask the Dixie Chicks about their album sales after bashing Bush...
Verdeckt - July 19, 2011, 9:20 am
I have no problem with same *** marriage, why shouldn't they suffer?
Budog - July 18, 2011, 7:12 pm
Well, that is your opinion. Thanks to the 1st Amendment you are free to voice it, but I respectfully disagree.
MPsniper - July 18, 2011, 5:01 am
neither is same *** marriage

Hate from Fear -

TAGS: marriage homophobia shakespeare
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - July 20, 2013, 11:37 am

OK, we know your opinion. No need to keep stating it. If you don't like the poster topic, vote however you choose but refrain from making comments that will incite debate & discord. I hope we are really clear on this, as I will not let you ruin this site
BobbEdwards - July 20, 2013, 10:29 am
Try reading the poster. You must be scared s***less by the topic.
MPsniper - July 20, 2013, 10:17 am
same s e x marriage is disgusting. it is abhorrent. wrong is wrong. no amount of public acceptance will ever make it anything but wrong.


TAGS: fat chick bear moped
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2014, 12:23 pm
I never cared what my friends thought. I always told them, “All those getting some on a constant, wild and unexpected basis raise your hand...." (only my hand remains up) Really, at that point who cares what they think? You are a god. :-D
Kohnel - January 27, 2011, 1:30 am
mopeds & fat chicks fun to ride but you don't want your mates to see you on one
Airman - January 26, 2011, 4:25 pm


TAGS: nbc mopp 4 military
Rating: 2.78/5

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Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 2:10 pm
moooooo, i had the same discussion with heeb yesterday.
5150monkeylove - October 19, 2010, 8:02 pm
this one isn't bad. MP has been one dimensional, but some of them are ok . I gave it a 4L since it doesn't depict the spasms when one is exposed. a boot camp chemical class pic would have been funnier.
rerun - October 19, 2010, 5:59 pm

Hello Hammer, keep it up and you will see a real hammer
crankyhead - October 19, 2010, 5:26 pm
Hammer, I know I've pointed this out to you before, but it's worth repeating; go take another look at poster #50600. I'll let a wiser man than I tell you exactly how I feel.
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 3:33 pm
6" no no no, all she has to say is that she can actually feel it (all 2 1/4"'s) and im happy. Have sweet dreams hammer and tell your sister she should really go to the clinic.
50cal - October 19, 2010, 3:24 pm
Hammer - Normally a critic has put out some work before they criticize other posters..... Builds merit Posters FP= 425 You= 0
50cal - October 19, 2010, 3:19 pm
From the ground.....
HammerofHeeb - October 19, 2010, 3:17 pm
Ok. I'm done. I voted a 5L for it, because sometimes we need people to lie to us to bolster our self esteem. Like when FP's gf tells him this equals six inches. Good night!
HammerofHeeb - October 19, 2010, 3:12 pm
Hmm..I wasn't aware that was in the rules. I made a simple comment that they weren't well done. I didn't say he should end himself. I'll leave that to you.
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 3:04 pm
I am hostile against any member that would like to critique someone else' work when they don't submit anything themselves, im not singling you out but since you spoke up im gonna say it. Either put up or STFU!
HammerofHeeb - October 19, 2010, 2:58 pm
I wasn't going to change names and do a bunch of 1L's. I meant a 1l, but with force. And I can critique. How many critics do you know, or can google up that have put out their own art work? So hostile.
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 2:30 pm
I wasn't implying that i owned him, i was replying to my spelling error. I would have smothered him with a pillow if i owned him.
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm

yo FP...that own and as us gamers say "p'wned"
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 1:58 pm
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 1:57 pm
O yea, BTW hammer, you really should keep your mouth shut on critiquing fakes when you haven't even made one of your won.
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 1:55 pm
Hammer, you can only vote once on this, if you change your IP or jump to a different one you will get a welt from the hammer. I would vote what you want to vote on it and move on, if you enjoy this site there is no reason to bomb a less than par fake
HammerofHeeb - October 19, 2010, 1:29 pm
And they aren't well done at all.
HammerofHeeb - October 19, 2010, 1:25 pm
So, I have a question. Will I get banned for 1Ling this crap out of this? All his posters revolve around the same thing.
forseti - October 19, 2010, 12:19 pm
I guess sniper had the idea of contradiction between "making the world a better place by bring peace" and "using chemical weapons". So to me it's demotivational and for that I give 4L. I hope I got it right...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2010, 10:08 am
I'm forced to disagree Face...This doesn't belong anywhere (where's the funny?) 1L
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:07 am
Two things, make sure your poster is centered and this IMO belongs at politifake.

mopar wagon -

TAGS: smoke mopar wagon
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - June 5, 2013, 3:13 pm
I Don't Get It ?

fight -

TAGS: mop
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - August 9, 2013, 8:39 am
Thank you Missy
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:14 am
5Love it Mr. Gary!
Pagong - August 8, 2013, 12:52 am
Try telling that to a square-faced man. Or Spongebob.

8998 -

TAGS: tribute crap moped ride me
Rating: 4.57/5

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autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 11:59 pm
Deep, very deep poster lol
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 10:44 pm
so long as you see the deeper meaning.
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 10:41 pm
So stupid, it's hilarious!


TAGS: scooter moped pizza girlfriend italy
Rating: 4.36/5

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culos - August 2, 2010, 4:17 am
I go there at least once a month, and believe me, they're no threat. They're only interested in their own looks, fashion, sunglasses, cell-phones, scooters....and they're all g**(ish) anyhow.


TAGS: were sure you will do fine pssst aggy hide the mop and pail
Rating: 3.92/5

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ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:58 pm
Keep your coc......... Ummm, just keep those rings to yourself.
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:56 pm
if you dont have the super secret squirrel decoder ring, you arent privy to all the secrets
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:55 pm
And you know this because?????????
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:53 pm
at least he isnt "in heat"
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:52 pm
It's that d*** tongue of yours, b****.
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:51 pm
He's still here folks but he's starting to drip!
ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
Don't forget Mr. Heap, I live in the Sonoran Desert. Heh, heh, heh. (don't ask) 5 sunburns for you. ;)
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 1:33 pm
Amsome! Nice one TTH!

MEN ON MOPEDS - Down Payment: your testicles. Price: Monthly payments of dignity.

TAGS: g** men mopeds man drive
Rating: 2.62/5

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Elwood - November 22, 2008, 9:31 pm
Where I live, that qualifies as a MOPED, definitely.
BOF - November 21, 2008, 12:22 am
FAIL!!! That's not a moped.
aPauling - September 24, 2008, 10:08 am
THAT BUSH: Looks like Trogdore the Burninator

Overpopulated -

TAGS: overpopulated hell church sign homophobia
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 26, 2015, 2:34 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - February 26, 2015, 2:32 pm
Dammit...I thought I had a 5L spot reserved!